who is the real derrick dumo?
i sat in a car with someone i didn't know today.
random, i know. it's random because it really was. i was walking to my car which was parked in the pslh parking lot. as i stepped out into the lot, this random car pulled up in front of me. the window went down and a girl with a very high pitched voice started talking to me.
she asked, "are you leaving?"
i said, "yes."
she asked, "can i take your spot?"
i replied, "sure, but i parked farther out."
then she said, "oh, i can drive you there! want a ride? my car has air conditioning and nice seats."
i thought about it for a moment. then i wondered if she'd be able to kidnap and kill me. then i thought, no...she's pretty small...i can beat her up if i needed to....haha. i looked through the window of the back seat, saw that no one was there and said, "okay." i opened the door and she took me to my car.
i decribed it as next to a red jeep, but she couldn't see it. then i said, it's that silver corolla, to which she replied, that's a red honda crv. haha, i apparently don't know my cars. i was close to saying, you know what, i'm not leaving and you can't have this space...haha, j/k. i quickly got into my car, pulled out, and she took the spot.
we made minor small talk inside. she was late for a quiz at 1pm and it was already 1:15. she said, she was slow at beating other ppl for spots and she was desperate. she said, i'm gonna pick up the next person i see. lucky for me, i was the next person she saw cuz i got a free ride to my car. :)
it really was random. frankly she was very talkative and jumpy. but all in all she seemed nice.
anywho...my primary reason for blogging is this....
derrick dumo has a secret life. i found out today that he owns a winery in napa where his wife and FOUR kids live. also, his life secrets can be found on his hard drive. so lennar, when you start living with him, we can devise a plan to distract him and then one of us will hack into the system.
don't kill me dumo for telling everyone this. i think i should tell everyone before you kill me so now the whole world knows...muahahahah!
well, i just wanted to inform you about the real derrick dumo. that is all. have a good night!
p.s. sorry i didn't post pictures like i said i would, but i will soon. :D
random, i know. it's random because it really was. i was walking to my car which was parked in the pslh parking lot. as i stepped out into the lot, this random car pulled up in front of me. the window went down and a girl with a very high pitched voice started talking to me.
she asked, "are you leaving?"
i said, "yes."
she asked, "can i take your spot?"
i replied, "sure, but i parked farther out."
then she said, "oh, i can drive you there! want a ride? my car has air conditioning and nice seats."
i thought about it for a moment. then i wondered if she'd be able to kidnap and kill me. then i thought, no...she's pretty small...i can beat her up if i needed to....haha. i looked through the window of the back seat, saw that no one was there and said, "okay." i opened the door and she took me to my car.
i decribed it as next to a red jeep, but she couldn't see it. then i said, it's that silver corolla, to which she replied, that's a red honda crv. haha, i apparently don't know my cars. i was close to saying, you know what, i'm not leaving and you can't have this space...haha, j/k. i quickly got into my car, pulled out, and she took the spot.
we made minor small talk inside. she was late for a quiz at 1pm and it was already 1:15. she said, she was slow at beating other ppl for spots and she was desperate. she said, i'm gonna pick up the next person i see. lucky for me, i was the next person she saw cuz i got a free ride to my car. :)
it really was random. frankly she was very talkative and jumpy. but all in all she seemed nice.
anywho...my primary reason for blogging is this....
derrick dumo has a secret life. i found out today that he owns a winery in napa where his wife and FOUR kids live. also, his life secrets can be found on his hard drive. so lennar, when you start living with him, we can devise a plan to distract him and then one of us will hack into the system.
don't kill me dumo for telling everyone this. i think i should tell everyone before you kill me so now the whole world knows...muahahahah!
well, i just wanted to inform you about the real derrick dumo. that is all. have a good night!
p.s. sorry i didn't post pictures like i said i would, but i will soon. :D
posted by bellamay at 10:28 PM
7 Comments:
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You better watch your back, Bellamay! You might win your bet sooner than you think.
Just kidding! How could you spread such lies and slander in my name? I'm a nice guy...really! HA!
dang four kids is a lot...I thought bellamay was a secretive person not dumo haha.
Road trip to dumo's winery anyone?
Haha this was a good blog bellamay, you're brave for getting in that car...I would have been scared even though i'm a guy hahaha. Take care!
i sat next to you at dinner and you didnt' tell this story. interesting. I really liked it.
seee...i knew it...dumo does have a winery and vineyard but 4 kids.... he told me he owns 4 horses...
wow the secret's out now...thanks bmay :-)
lol hahhaha
That was a great post. Probably the world's greatest.
WINNER!
WOW! Dumo and 4 kids. Man, he really does have that NATURAL sexiness to him.
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