bringing it back

okay. so i always knew there was this strange and mysterious side to shawshank. i mean, it really isn't just your average college apartment. there is an unusual amount of ins and outs to this place and i'm not just talking about the changes in residents. i'm talking about the deep dark secrets of shawshank. no, no...not the...if walls could talk stories, i'm talking about the things that are simply unexplainable. let me elaborate, in my previous years of being an inmate here at shawshank i've found myself stumbling upon some rather distinct happenings. for example i once caught a mad scientist constructing a computer in the living room on the same exact coffee table we currently have. question: who was the mad scientist and what were they constructing the computer for?! exactly, i don't know. these are things that for some reason cannot be explained. so i feel as though it is my job to document these events by taking pictures when no one is looking.

currently i am unable to locate my past entries on this matter, but that is quite alright. because you see, i have new footage. it isn't much at all, but it's just enough of a foundation to reestablish my standing within this interesting, yet confusing residence. so i present to you...

the mysteries of shawshank...part 2! muahahaha!

exhibit 33: a fish that writes

additional note: i've known sir fred for about a year now and he wasn't able to do this before.


Exhibit 51: a bowl of uneaten potatoes from a can of clam chowder.

additional note: potatoes should not be left uneaten!

Exhibit 23: strangely enough the same style of carpet was picked for the living room.

additional note: ikea tricked us.

and finally...

Exhibit KBA: a life size butterfly coming out of her cocoon.

additional note: it was stated that caterpillars are often portrayed with large eyes; therefore, i think this butterfly is confused.


so far, i've been safe in taking these pictures. but the risk is ever present. so i ask that you wish me luck as i continue on this journey of the mysteries of shawshank...part 2.

good night!